One of the ideas we came up with for our Lotta Dudes Podcast, Presented by 4th and Dude (4thanddude.blogspot.com), was to name a “starting 5” notable alumni of the opponent we’re playing the coming week. Needless to say, Northern Illinois left us with slim pickings, but we were still able to find a few diamonds in the rough at the start of the lineup (and it fell off quickly from there). Let’s just say if this was an actual basketball team I think the 2016 BC squad would still be like 10 point favorites. Anyways with that tremendous sales pitch out of the way lets dive right in.
1) Wood Harris – Better known as Julius in Remember the Titans and Avon Barksdale in the wire. All I know is that if the real life Wood is even half the athlete he plays on screen, we better hope he has no eligibility left for Friday night.
2) Matt Walsh – Mitch’s coworker in Old School, the Doctor in the Hangover (“corner of get a map and fuck yourself”), and Mike from Veep. Hell of a resume for this proud Husky.
3) Dan Castellenata – The voice of Homer Simpson. Doesn’t even sniff the 12-man roster if he’s from anywhere else on our schedule.
4) Mike Disa – Director/animator of Tarzan, Pocohantas, and Atlantis: The Lost Empire. I’m aware we’re off the rails and this pick sucks. Blame Northern Illinois not us.
5) Jimmy Chamberlain – drummer of the Smashing Pumpkins. I have nothing more to say.
There you have it. I’m embarrassed for them. If this is any indication of how Friday will go I anticipate 50-0 by halftime. Make sure to tune in to the podcast next week for our Wake lineup (legitimate ACC school so I’m fully expecting it to go much better than this).
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