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Monday, August 14, 2017

Doug Flutie: The Voice of Notre Dame Football




Hey Doug, what in the fuckin' heck is going here? Go from being the weird BC message boards' number 1 choice for athletic director to the color man (not racist cause Mike Tirico is 100% Italian) for our biggest rival within the span of like 6 months? I know he's been working with the NBC broadcast for some time now, but there is a big difference between keeping warm next to Katherine Tappen on a cold South Bend night and being the guy paid by ND to audibly fellate their next wildly overrated quarterback on the way to a 5-7 season. Honestly, with Hesiman Winning Quarterback's like this who needs enemies? Think Dave Shinskie would ever dream of pulling this shit?

Also, Notre Dame, obsessed with BC Football much? First Mayock now Flutie? You got Montel Harris on speed dial yet (not for the alleged weed hookup though, nerds)? I'ts incredible that, for a school that definitely considers itself to be the smartest football program in America, they have to dig through the Chestnut Hill phone book just to find someone knowledgeable enough to discuss games on TV. I imagine that getting their own commentators is a virtually impossible task, seeing that Brady Quinn is as about as good as it gets when it comes to Notre Dame alumni charisma, but you could at least throw Clausen in the booth to lower your alumni unemployment numbers. Or, just stop being assholes, join a conference like literally everyone else and get rid of this incredibly outdated and narcissistic one-team national TV deal. Your call.

PS - Forgot just how much I hate these guys. Cannot WAIT for 9/16.

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